1. Fanny and Alexander (1982)
You may have a fancy Christmas party with your large family:
But your step-dad is a puritanical creeper:
2. My Life as a Dog (1985)
You may get to spend your free time with a buxom lady who forgives you for peaking at her nakedness through a glass ceiling in the roof when you fall through it:
But your mom is suffering a long and painful death:
2. Let the Right One in (2008)
And while you may find a kindred spirit while wearing cozy sweaters:
That kindred spirit may also be a vampire who has this done for h(er?)im so (s?)he can eat:
Let the Right One In is SO BORING. I'm pretty sure the vampire is a girl. The only scene worth watching is the cat attack.
ReplyDeleteMmm, deliciousness....I mean that in regards to the post, not in regards to drinking blood. I really liked Fanny and Alexander, the happy Christmas part is so nice at the beginning.
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