2. Stupid decisions = completely uninteresting.
3. Hugh Dancy (my British boyfriend) = once again being consigned to an underused boyfriend role and therefore uninteresting.
4. High fashion clothing = ugly and uninteresting.
5. John Goodman and Joan Cusack = awesome in anything else, but are also boring and uninteresting.
Total damage to my brain: I can't tell. I forgot I was even watching a movie. I think I lost my ability to react to things.
Anyway, I'm going to completely forget about the movie by remembering why I adore Hugh Dancy in the first place:
Hugh Dancy rowing in Daniel Deronda. Masterpiece Theatre productions always suck me in.