12/08/2011

My old roommate said I reminded her of Zooey Deschanel on New Girl

Apparently, I go around singing things all the time (pretty accurate), but I can guarantee my hair doesn't look that good, I don't have as big of a selection of vintage dresses, and I'm socially competent. I AM NOT ZOOEY DESCHANEL. Ahem. Anyway, I just marathoned a bunch of episodes, and I guess I'll go with that comparison as long as it means I can have a Nick in my life:

I KNOW. SHE'S INSUFFERABLE, BUT JAKE M. JOHNSON* IS SO ATTRACTIVE.

Just don't make me be as obnoxious as Zooey Deschanel. It would make my already depressing life that much worse. Here, let me distract you from my emo moment with this terrible shipper video:



*Or, as my friend calls him, Bootleg Mark Ruffalo.

4 comments:

  1. You friend is a GENIUS! He is TOTALLY the Bootleg Mark Ruffalo!!

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  2. I can't lie, I love this show.
    And I'd take a real life version of Nick any day.

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  3. To be fair, Zooey is adorable and mildly quirky in many of her rolls. It's not her fault the writers of New Girl took "quirky" to obnoxious levels. I would be pleased as punch to be likened to Zooey.... after all she was in Almost Famous.

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  4. And in the end, what's more important: social competency or a closetful of vintage dresses? The logical part of me wants to say the social stuff, but the materialistic part of me just wants the dresses.

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