#10 - "Stereo Hearts" by Gym Class Heroes featuring Adam Levine
I hate to admit that a bro-rap band has a half-decent song, but they owe it all to my boyfriend Adam Levine singing the catchy chorus. However, they are still unforgiven for raping Supertramp to create "Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America."
Still a solid choice.
#8 - "Good Life" by OneRepublic
#7 - "How to Love" by Lil Wayne
#6 - "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj
#5 - "Last Friday Night (TGIF)" by Katy Perry
Can't even listen to this crap.
It grew on me, and then got bad again. Mostly because I can't rap along with Nicki's crazy affectations.
#4 - "Lighters" by Bad Meets Evil featuring Bruno Mars
I didn't think I knew this song, and then I realized that I always change the station when this song is on. So apparently Eminem and some other dude from Detroit called Royce da 5'9" create "Bad Meets Evil." And then they decided they needed a crappy/generic chorus from Bruno Mars. Eh.
#3 - "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
Hey boyfriends, apparently you're a success now that you're not just on the alternative stations. Glad to see the popular kids will be singing about gun violence, too.
Side note: the lead singer is just as goofy and awesome in concert as he is in this video.
#2 - "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett and GoonRock
#1 - "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera
Remember when I was all, "This song doesn't make sense and Christina Aguilera's voice is grating but I kind of like it? That analysis still holds. Inexplicably this song is #1. At least the video has both Mick Jagger and people trying to dance like Mick Jagger, thereby demonstrating the awkwardness of Jagger's moves. Also, shirtless Adam Levine who is still smarmy-hot.