There are 3 kinds of romantic-comedies...

I'll admit it. I'm a big fan of the romcom. Unfortunately, most suck. Every so often you get a good one, fairly often you get an enjoyable one, but most of the time they're awful. The breakdown is this as follows.

There are 3 categories of romantic-comedies: 1. the great ones, 2. the mediocre but likable ones, and 3. the awful ones. The great ones manage to have moments of real human emotion mixed into the romance and often unrealistic situations of the film. The mediocre ones strike just enough good notes to work, although overall are a little schmaltzy. The awful ones try to be cute, but fail to set up characters that the audience cares about.

To demonstrate the 3 types of romcoms, I'm using appropriately holiday themed films: 1. Love Actually, 2. While You Were Sleeping, and 3. The Holiday. I'm just highlighting the things that I think qualify these movies in their respective categories. I recommend watching the first two to get a full plot. The third one is never necessary to watch.

1. Love Actually (2003) has several things that will initially bring enjoyment: Hugh Grant, British accents, small children, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant dancing. Those alone could make a passable movie, but what helps Love Actually reach Great status is its genuine humor and emotion. There are several story lines going on at once featuring an "all-star cast." Seriously, everyone is charming in this movie.

What I appreciate most about this movie is that it doesn't ignore the fact that people exist within a family and social unit. Too many movies (like The Holiday) make me question who the character's parents are (who raised these inept people) or why their family is completely uninvolved. Some of the stories in Love Actually highlight family relationships more than others, but all take place within a context. With the exception of the libido-driven young man on a quest to hook up with as many American women as possible and his porn directing friend, most of the characters seem to have consciences or at least an awareness that their actions may have consequences. Romance just for romance's sake usually fall short. The same could be said about comedy. To be truly romantic or comedic, there must be a solid context, even if it's just a family.

The most impressive thing about this film is the good screenplay and brilliant editing. This movie could have quickly become disastrous and confusing with so many plot lines (I'm looking at you Pirate of the Caribbean 2 and 3), but we get just enough of each story for affection to build up and characters to develop and reach resolution. Some of the stories get more time, and some stories are more typical than others, but each goes along with the theme of the film: love actually is everywhere. Also well done, but not pounded in, is the fact that each storyline intertwines in some way with the others, whether it's through friendship, family, marriage, or work. The relationships aren't pointed out by bad exposition, but implied. Anything that makes people feel somewhat intelligent is always welcome, even in a fairly fluffy genre.

To summarize: Love Actually has a context, is truly romantic, and handles its many stories well. Its genius is in the fact that different stories will appeal to different people (much like the members of The Backstreet Boys). There are some story lines that connect with you, and some that are just amusing, but all will entertain.

2. While You Were Sleeping (1995) is one of my all-time favorite movies. I'm clearly biased. I've seen this so many times that my viewing has passed initial plot and quality analysis to just enjoying the performances. However, I know several people who really can't handle this movie, mostly because of the ridiculous plot (coma, anyone?), thus making it fall short of great, making it just Mediocre but Likable.

The performances make this movie. Sandra Bullock is endearing and kind of messy in it and I love her for it. She brings humor and a real loneliness to the role giving the viewer something to connect with. Bill Pullman reminds me why the 90s were a great time for hair. Peter Gallagher had (and still has) those amazing eyebrows and manages to pull off some adorable qualities by the end. But the best performances are by the supporting cast that plays the family: Peter Boyle pre-Everybody Loves Raymond and less obnoxious, and Jack Warden as the Jewish godfather are my favorite. Everybody just brings all sorts of quirks to their roles and I love them.

This movie truly excels in its ensemble scenes, most notably the dinner scene. Nothing says family like ridiculous conversations about Cesar Romero being tall, mashed potatoes being creamy, and who everyone's "type" is. This scene never fails to make me laugh with its overlapping dialogue that seems so real.

To Summarize: While You Were Sleeping is endearing and adorable and full of Christmas cheer. The performances make up for the coma plot line, and even the most ridiculous character, Joe Jr., manages to just make the film that much funnier. Really, it comes down to celebrating the holidays with family, but manges to do it without the abrasive ABC Family cheese.

3. The Holiday (2006) is why people hate romantic-comedies, and possibly Americans. It's Awful. It never rises above its plot devices with its mediocre performances, and more specifically the horrible performance by Cameron Diaz. I'm just going to list the things that ruin this movie:

• Cameron Diaz trying to be funny
• Outdated "fantasy"/hallucination sequences
  
• Sex before a relationship, therefore ruining any hopes of sexual tension, which is really the only thing that holds most romantic comedies together. (Think Grey's Anatomy and how much is sucked from the beginning thanks to absolutely no tension.)
• And side note, sexual tension is why old screwball comedies worked--they couldn't show anything, so they were creative and had to come up with ways to build suspense to keep people engaged. At least old Hollywood had that.
  
• The whole concept of house swapping--who does that?
• The fact that Kate Winslet is in this (I like her, and she does not deserve this).
• Cameron Diaz acting like a dumb girl.
• This is supposed to be about female empowerment, but really makes me wonder what kind of women society has created.
• Way too long for such a vapid story.
  

To summarize: This movie at least has one redeeming half--the one with Kate Winslet and Jack Black. But even that story isn't very well done. The other half isn't even worth mention (except Jude Law with little girls is almost cute). It's not funny and the end makes you wonder why you even watched in the first place. The Holiday brings shame to the genre of the romantic-comedy.

So if I'm going to leave you with anything, I'll say this: choose your romantic-comedies wisely. There are good ones out there, you just have to look. And watch out for Cameron Diaz.

I guess I'm not that snobby

So recently I viewed the film Nostalghia (1983) at the BYU International Cinema. Apparently it's a "masterpiece" from the acclaimed director Andrei Tarkovsky. I have not seen his other works, so I have no bearing on his abilities as a director outside this film, but I will tell you this: it was boring. I like a lot of the more artsy movies I've seen and like to think of myself as having some grasp on the art of film, but this movie, I honestly couldn't see what the big deal was.
The film was about a Russian poet visiting Italy with an attractive interpretor as a guide. While there, the Russian meets a so-called crazy man that displays extreme faith and love. Their lives end up paralleling each other and we witness the slow evolution into similarity. Through it all, the Russian is reminded of his homeland and family everywhere he goes.
That summary doesn't do the film justice since most of the "plot points" have to be gleaned from the little information Tarksovsky gives the audience. While I admire the effort and thought put into this film, ultimately it was a tedious experience that kept me checking my watch.

Some things I appreciated about the film:

• Its editing: for the most part, scenes are done in single shots. Multiple people may be in a conversation, but they may not all be in the shot. I enjoy slow editing (to an extent), so I admired the use of the camera in capturing whole scenes without cuts.
• Actor blocking: this goes along with editing. The actors where often walking in and out of shot and many times appeared to be looking directly into the camera. I thought this was a unique approach that helped contribute to the lazy pace of the film.
• Symbolism: there were parallels in the props used throughout the film that either link back to the Russian homeland or the crazy man. This was the only way I was able to notice the parallelism throughout the film.
  

Some things I did not appreciate:

• The tempo: it was so slowly paced that I was craving an edit, any edit anywhere, by the end. The tempo is like slow footsteps and doesn't relent or hasten the whole film. Even the people moved slowly. I can't recall anyone moving at more than a saunter the entire film. I wished something would move quickly so the movie would keep my interest.
• Lack of contrast: While there was contrast between flashbacks of Russia and "reality" (black and white vs. color), there was a complete lack of contrast between scenes, faces, pace, sound. I didn't feel any emotional impact at the apparently epiphanous ending because it seemed just as lachrymose as the rest of the film.
  
• Lack of emotion: This goes hand in hand with the lack of contrast. No one showed emotion. Mostly people explained what they apparently were feeling. Even the interpretor --in her rant against the Russian--lacked any real spark. Was I supposed to feel anything for the characters, because I had no idea what they were feeling.
  
• Sound mixing: With the exception of the beginning, end, and two other spots in the film that included music, the sound was either dead silence or abrasive noise. I don't know if some of the bad sound quality had to do with they bad sound system at International Cinema or if it was because it was 1983, but the sound drove me nuts. Most of the sound was footsteps or rain, with the same rhythm over and over and over. Maybe that was Tarkovsky's point, but it slowly drove me up the wall as the sound remained empty.

Overall, it was a well thought out film, but I just didn't get into it. From the very beginning Tarkovsky leaves the audience outside of the situation by starting us in the middle of the situation and the exclusion remains until the very end. We never really know what's going on action-wise or inside the characters' minds. It's hinted at, alluded to, maybe revealed, but never for sure. My issue comes down to this: are films supposed to be inherently entertaining, or are they the artistic expression of the director? I think there is room for both. I think you can have both in one movie, but Nostalghia is not that movie. It's clearly only a film to be analyzed, not necessarily enjoyed. And no one is required to indulge someone else's art.

My Top 9 TV Show Crushes

I watch a lot of TV. I was raised on it, and I still have several shows going on at once, whether on they're on DVD or in-season. Inevitably, the reason I keep watching shows is because of my unhealthy obsession with fictional characters' lives . So in the spirit of obsession and me loving to make lists, I'd like to share my Top 9 TV Show Crushes. My rules for choosing were that 1) the characters had to be show regulars, 2) I could have no more than one crush per show, 3)I had to be seriously attached to their character, and 4) they had to be male (a list for the ladies will come soon). I've included short clips of the shows the characters are on so you could see the men in action. So, without further ado, my favorite men of television:

9. Dr. Luka Kovac (Goran Visnjic) from ER - In the post-Clooney ER world, Dr. Kovac stepped out as the best looking and most charming character in the cast. Even when he became a man-whore, I still loved him, and the fact that he had a tortured past didn't hurt either. But to be honest, it's mostly because of the Croatian accent. Here's a clip from Luka's early days featuring his accent:

8. Dr. Sam Beckett (Scott Bakula) from Quantum Leap - I remember watching this show many an afternoon during my childhood. Sam is such a nice Everyman who can sing, get the girl (a kiss was the perfect time to leap), and even cross-dress well. This clip is a great example of Sam's bickering relationship with Al--comedy gold:

7. Henry Grubstick (Christopher Gorham) from Ugly Betty - Even thought this show has only been on for little more than one season, Henry has already become a favorite. He's a nerdy accountant who looks really really good in glasses. His awkwardness is instantly endearing. In this clip he's flirting by sharing fun facts:

6. James "Sawyer" Ford (Josh Holloway) from Lost - Sawyer definitely has bad-boy appeal. I always found him more attractive than whiny, boy scout Jack and thought his method of self-preservation was probably one of the better ideas to survive on the crazy island. This video features his sleazy and undermining attitude toward Jack as well as his well grown scruff:

5. Josh Lyman (Bradley Whitford) from The West Wing - I love Josh mostly because he has at least 3 meltdowns per episode and walks with a distinctive lilt during the "walk and talk" parts of the show. He's such a great ranter and he's so passionate about his job working for the President. Plus, his chemistry with his assistant Donna is magic. So, here's a clip of him freaking out (as well as the lovable Toby):

4. Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) from The Office - Jim Halpert: adorably normal. He just seems like a regular guy that, by comparison to other people, seems so reasonable, smart, funny, and good looking. Granted, he is charming on his own, but just by working at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton, he becomes even more so-- especially with his knowing camera glances. Here's a clip of the many ways he messed with Dwight, more proof of his awesomeness:

3. Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) from The X-Files - Crazy ideas, monotone speech, and the occasional outburst of inappropriate humor. How can you resist? Plus, Mulder frequently has the irresistible combo of a loosened tie and rolled-up sleeves when he's working late into the night in his basement FBI office. Oh Mulder, the show wasn't the same once you (kind of) left. Here's a ridiculous clip of Mulder and Scully kind of flirting:

2. Dr. Joel Fleischman (Rob Morrow) from Northern Exposure - A Jewish doctor from New York gets sent to the small town of Cicely, Alaska. This is fodder for some great television moments. Fleischman is so cocky, condescending, and neurotic you can't help but love him, especially when his personality clashes with those of the quirky townspeople. This clip shows the huge difference between him and his monosyllabic secretary Marylin:

1. Michael Vaughn (Michael Vartan) from Alias - Vaughn captured my heart when I was a freshman in high school, and he hasn't gotten less attractive 6 years later. He's hottest when he's being defiant against higher-ups and even Sydney. He's a good-looking guy with boy scout tendencies in a relationship destined to work out eventually. This clip is from the great early Alias days when stakes were high and Vaughn and Syd couldn't hook-up. Best ever:

House--Still Awesome

So I really like House. This is a picture with the old core cast, and it looks like at least two of them are staying besides Hugh Laurie, although probably in a limited role. Each season they come up with more ridiculous ways House can be jerkier and more of a Vicodin addict. This season's big thing is House picking a new team of doctors. The last episode House narrowed down 40 potential team members to 5. The best part? There's a Mormon.

Some things that make me actually excited about it: 1. He's black, so therefore not what most people think of when they think "Mormon." That could be good for the Church; 2. He was willing to get wasted on hard liquor to diagnose a patient. Context makes it make slightly more sense, but the Mormon guy did state that the LDS Church doesn't govern every detail of the members' lives. He's got spunk and I like that; 3. Dr. House will have more of his questioning-the-existence-of-God episodes, which are always interesting and pretty intelligent. Shows that actually explore issues give me hope for the world.

So, thanks House, for being awesome and having the balls to explore issues and create intriguing characters.