Showing posts with label miniseries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miniseries. Show all posts

7/04/2011

Middlemarch (1994)


Let's talk about George Eliot for a minute. She was an incredibly cheesy, muckraking author who created decent characters, but moralized to the point of beating a dead horse. I'm drawing these conclusions on a reading of Silas Marner from high school. This novel is all about orphans and misers who learn lessons and opium addicted mothers. I pretty much threw up all over this novel when I read it. This is why I know I will never read Middlemarch. The miniseries version was saccharine enough, even with screenwriter Andrew "kind of makes 19th Century novels sexy" Davies throwing in some extra bits to chew on.

So, as far as I can tell from the miniseries (I was doing useful things like doing laundry and baking cookies during the proceedings), the story is all about a small town, Middlemarch, on the cusp of industrialization. There's lots of small town drama and of course young people hooking up all over the place--and by hooking up I mean making hasty marriages.

First you have Dorothea Brooke who is a nerdy girl who wears glasses and thinks for herself. For reasons I can only attribute to repressed Victorian sexuality, she marries a nerdy middle-aged confirmed bachelor (wink wink) who is dedicated a book about mythology. But instead of being cool and letting Dorothea help him write his book, he belittles her and ignores her in the bedroom, confirming my suspicion that this guy is totally gay.

So anyway, being married to her closeted husband is really boring and she slowly wastes away, but his cousin Will Ladislaw takes an interest in her. He's a passionate and accomplished young man, though indecisive to his career. Ladislaw and Dorothea have fun conversations in which they talk about ideas and get sassy with each other. Blah blah blah, Secret Homosexual hates his cousin and has screwed him over in regards to wealth just as the rest of his family has done in the past, blah blah blah, he dies and gives all his money to Dorothea with the condition that she not marry Ladislaw. But it turns out Ladislaw is in love with her! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? Not much. Their scenes together are rare.

And that right there is the most interesting story line.

Another involves some doctor who marries a kind of silly girl and then spends too much money on a house and other things while trying to start up a hospital where doctors actually do doctorly things and not sell ineffective tonics. Drama, gambling, and marital fighting happen.

And then there's the brother of the silly girl who just sucks at everything and has some since-childhood-girlfriend who is awesome and sassy and tells him to get a job he likes to earn a living.

And then there's random other stuff that was moralizing that had to do with pious people not really being that pious in their actions. And the common man getting the vote. And way too many characters and uncles to care about.

But I think the real take-away message here is that Rufus Sewell as Will Ladislaw in the 1994 production is dreamy. Why haven't I seen him as a romantic lead more often? I mean, I guess I've seen him in those roles on occasion, but this one is a more straight forward ROMANTIC LEAD. He gets to represent idealism and handsomeness instead of quirkiness, all while still darting his eyes around. If nothing else, Mr. Sewell is a welcome breath of fresh air to a miniseries that gets bogged down in...I don't even know, I was too busy eating cookie dough by the end.

In a smiliar spirit to my celebration of Terence Stamp in Far From the Madding Crowd, here's a gallery of poor quality images of Rufus Sewell I captured for your enjoyment. And, Spoiler alert:

Checking out Dorothea for the first time.


Sitting on a stoop, plotting to visit Dorothea while chewing on a pencil.


He tosses around his gloves as the discussion gets more heated.


In which he becomes a speech writer for Dorothea's uncle's Parliament run.


Flirtatious face.


Angrily crumpling up a letter his cousin sent him, banning him from seeing Dorothea.


Being all, "Your husband told me never to see you again. I'm so mad!"


Answer me this: why are guys scratching to back of their necks so hot?


Singing with the doctor's silly wife. At least he has a couple friends.


Ladislaw giving an impassioned audience-warm-up speech. Yay, bloodless revolution!


Emo-ly confessing his love without actually confessing his love because this is a 19th century novel, and they could never actually say anything in a straightforward manner. Also, Dorothea is wearing a hideous mourning bonnet/cap.


This is his "are kidding me?" face. I know, bro. She totally doesn't get that you are MEANT TO BE.


This is his "it says WHAT in my cousin's will?" face.


Angrily packing.


Intense look of love.


Uh-oh, Dorothea caught him with his arm around the doctor's silly wife. She's totally jelly.


Reading a letter that everything has been straightened out with Dorothea.


19th Century Male Lead Walking Determinedly Through Garden (TM).


Making out with Dorothea whose eyes are still open for some reason.

FIN.

6/10/2011

Spring (summer?) cleaning

In a bout of post-finals cleansing, I actually managed to clean my house this week. I have to say, I wish I had a cool robot to help me out in the process:





Or at least a DJ Roomba to accompany the process:



But alas, I had to do all the cleaning and iPod player moving by hand. However, it did give me some time to contemplate one of my (ironically?) favorite miniseries, The Thorn Birds. Every time I shake out a rug, I instantly wish Richard Chamberlain's Father Ralph de Bricassart was there to excessively beat it against a railing for me:

Seriously, Chamberlain, calm down. The dust of Drogheda is never coming out of that rug.

Although I remember imagining Father Ralph as another, much hotter man of the cloth when I read The Thorn Birds in high school:

Mmm, angsty Randall Batinkoff as Reverend David Grantland in Christy.

Maybe I could just have Reverend David come by in priest collar and call it good. He still better roll up his sleeves though.

9/02/2010

Taking advice from the media: How to find the love of your life 3

There's much more advice to be taken from the media on your love life, but part 3 will conclude this week's online seminar in how to find the love of your life. (parts 1 and 2)

1. Warm up to the person you married out of boredom and then may or may not have cheated on. (The Painted Veil)


2. Make your friends confront your crush because your only direct(ish) interactions with him/her are through bizarre haunted house rides. (Amelie)


3. Start a long-standing banter. (Much Ado About Nothing)


4. Fall in love with the painting of a (presumed) dead person. (Laura)


5. Promise to meet up with a brief fling at a well-known landmark. (An Affair to Remember)


6. Go for the fun brother. (While You Were Sleeping)


7. Give sound but unwanted advice. (Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel)


8. Become the cliche that falls for their bosses. (Two Weeks Notice)


9. Give your roommate/co-worker a chance. (Someone Like You)


10. Remember: outsiders have more fun. (Gone With the Wind)


And by special request:

11. Hook up with a friend of a friend: it's easier than a friend. (When Harry Met Sally)

9/01/2010

Taking advice from the media: How to find the love of your life 2

Here's part 2 of how to find the love of your life. (part 1)

1. Pursue your childhood clergyman. (The Thorn Birds)


2. Ditch your travel companions for a good looking stranger. (Two for the Road)


3. Be extra sassy to a celebrity. (Singin' in the Rain)


4. Seduce your sibling's almost-girl/boyfriend away from them for business purposes. (Sabrina)


5. Reignite a childhood romance (The Village)


6. Call out your crush on their mixed-signals bullshit. (10 Things I Hate About You)


7. Take your sibling's rejected cast-off. (Little Women)


8. Develop a relationship with the house ghost. (Just Like Heaven)


9. Decide the nice guy/girl that likes you just the way you are is worth spending time with. (Bridget Jones's Diary)


10. Find the smart side of someone frivolous. (Legally Blonde)

7/18/2010

The hair on Mr. Bingley in P&P (1995)...

...is so incredibly curly...


...I almost thought I was watching a Simply Red video.


This song's for you, Crispin.

5/02/2010

In which I talk about The Thorn Birds

I read The Thorn Birds my junior year of high school in a Vicodin-addled fit of AP test studying procrastination*. Needless to say, I loved the forbidden romance between a priest and the woman he helped raise. In the outback of Australia. In the early 20th Century. Truth, my favorite part of the book was the last part with the cast-off daughter Justine and her German lover, but you can't beat a good star-crossed romance. Especially when it's turned into an epically awfsome miniseries.

Now, I bought the miniseries about 5 years ago and have only made it all the way through once. Today, my roommate was watching disc 2, and I remembered why it was so great:


Does it blow anyone else's mind that Richard Chamberlain is almost 50 here? Seriously.

Right? RIGHT? Just when you couldn't get any campier, it DOES. And boy, does that barn see a lot of action.


*Passed 'em all, suckers.

9/29/2009

Taking advice from the media: How to make friends

I'm kind of a shy person, so I have to make myself make friends which is kind of an awkward process. But since tomorrow is the start of a new school year and my first year in my program, I decided to pick up some tips from movies and television. Here 9 ways I found to make friends:

1. Join a group activity like a sport. (Bend it Like Beckham)


2. Help out at a party. (Dirty Dancing)


3. Involve a stranger in an elaborate plan to impress a woman or a man. (How I Met Your Mother)


4. Find another socially awkward person to have fun with away from a large group of people. (Little Women)


5. Ask a person for help with something they do especially well, like sneaking contraband items into prison. (The Shawshank Redemption)


6. Work with someone on a mutually noble cause. (Casablanca)


7. Make fun of a classmate during lecture. (Kal Ho Naa Ho)


8. Force conversation on a seatmate while riding public transportation. (Sliding Doors)


9. Shock a new acquaintance into doing something outlandish and fun such as a three-legged race. (Anne of Green Gables)