me: take me home: yearbook edition
K-friend: girl
just let the flawlessness wash over you
and discuss every
single track with me
Sent at 5:32 PM
on Tuesday
me: this
gchat may or may not turn into a blog post
okay
K-friend: so
thrilled
have you turned it on
i want to listen with
you
me: "live
while we're young" still catchy as hell
K-friend: LIVE
BLOGGING
yes yes it is
me: YES
K-friend: CRAZY
CRAZY CRAZY~~~
me: and
live while we're young
zayn is so flawless
K-friend: it
frightens me how much i am in love with him
like i need to get a
grip
me: hahaha
okay "Kiss
You"
woah! up beat
K-friend: by
the way
kiss you
is going to be the 2nd
american single
that little things
travesty is a UK single only
GOD BLESS AMERICA
liam's falsetto gives
me life on this ho
me: so
he's of some use in this band, is what you're saying?
K-friend: girl
liam sang like all the first verses of every song on the other album
he arguably has the
2nd best voice/best voice depending on who you're talking to in the band
king zayn tho
king. zayn.
me: hahaha
thanks for giving me
some knowledge
K-friend: i'm
embarrassed by this knowledge
me: I
think I can only recognize Zayn and Harry's voice, tbh
but maybe Liam now?
K-friend: yeah
louis' is pretty distinctive
too
it's pretty high and
bright
me: is
he the nasally one?
K-friend: he's
the one that sang the bridge of this song
hmmm i'll point him
out on another song
oh GOD
LITTLE THINGS CAME ON
SKIP
are you ready for
c'mon c'mon?
me: I'm
forcing myself to listen to it again
K-friend: GIRL
well
me: god
the freckles
K-friend: tell
me when you are doing c'mon c'mon so i can press play
me: crinkles!?
ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
K-friend: LOL
i will say
zayn and liam's
harmonies
on this song
are to die for
me: if
these girls they're singing about are 16, I'm going to...yell in feminist
rage?
also
yes
they're harmonies are
lovely
K-friend: dimples
in backs
i'm done.
i'm waiting for you to
get to c'mon c'mon
me: dimples
in backs? isn't that just everyone's back?
just
ugh
just because you made
it acoustic doesn't mean it's significant
K-friend: could
we please write that
in a card
and then send it to ed
sheeran?
his entire oeuvre is
bullshit like this
and yet 17 year olds
think this shit is moving as all get out
me: he's
like the new Birdie
K-friend: he
wrote this fucking song
me: whose
all
if it's slow, it's
golden
K-friend: I
CANNOT WITH BIRDIE
me: C'MON
C'MON
K-friend: YAS
me: ooooo,
dance partay
K-friend: first
verse
zaynnn
zayn is such a
workhorse on thsi album
louis - singing all
those "move a lil closer now"
harry show me what u
all about
K I'MMA STOP CUZ I'M
SCARING MYSELF
me: I
love this
I can still do that
with BSB and n'sync, tbh
okay
K-friend: 2nd
verse niall
me: I'm
getting to know their voices~~~
K-friend: lol
you areeeee
me: so
niall is just breathy?
K-friend: or 
yep
he's not the best
singer at all
though
on they don't know
about us
he has this sexy ass
whisper part
where i'm juts like
oh.
OH.
me: who
sings when the beat drops?
K-friend: zayn
being a goddamn king
me: of
course
it was good
K-friend: are
we last first kissing?
cuz that first verse
is liam
me: yes
okay
K-friend: bridge
is prince harry
you can hear louis
really loudly in the chorus
over most of the other
guys
me: okay
I could deffo tell
that was prince harry
he's so ~scratchy
also
this song is so 14
year old journal
K-friend: the
2nd verse is niall adn then louis
me: did
taylor swift ghost write it?
K-friend: then
zayn bridging it and giving me the vapors
of course
but there's not enough
playing the victim
so probably not taylor
god i can't wait for
you to hear change your mind
that is some taylor
swift bullshit
me: hahahaha
K-friend: although
liam's falsetto is bless
me: this
is kind of BSB-ish
like, BSB filler with
modern "ooo"s
K-friend: lol
yesss
OMFG thsi next song is
HILARIOUS
me: heart
attack
da fuq?
K-friend: OWWW
me: advertisement
oops!
I was all
why are they screamo?
K-friend: lol
LOL
me: phew
haha
this song is adorbs
K-friend: OWWW~
me: can't
even lie
yes
it's all about the OW!
K-friend: i
live for this jam i won't lie
but the bridge is so
cute
~tryna be okay~~~
tryna be all right~~~
me: LOL
YOO-HOO
K-friend: lmfao
seein u with him
just don't feel rite.
i just
me: your
spelling, boo
K-friend: why
am i so enamored with this shit like i'm 15?
me: your
spelling
K-friend: they
make me spell like i'm in an AOL chatroom i swear
summa 09
me: we
will rock youuuuuuuuuuuuu
oh wait
rock me
K-friend: harry
and louis kill this song
they sound so good on
it together
me: ooo,
pretty bridge
K-friend: YES
louis!!!!
and i think he's
usually talentless
but look at him
growing up
zayn does like nothing
on this song except for the runs at the end
me: who
sings verse 2?
liam?
K-friend: yes
ma'am
me: YAYAYAYAY
K-friend: YOU
DID IT!
me: and
louis has the lead on the bridge
boom boom CLAP
K-friend: i
love this song
so goddamn much
me: this
is unadulterated fun
K-friend: thank
you.
me: I
love pop music
K-friend: R
O C K ME AGAIN
saaaaaaaaaaame
me: spell
if, baby
K-friend: F
U C K ME ZAYNNNN
me: GURL
K-friend: MY
LIFE, CHOICES IT'S FINE
me: "change
my mind"
is this niall?
K-friend: nah
louis
me: dammit
yes
king zayn?
K-friend: of
COURSE
me: does
niall sing anything?
K-friend: idk
if on this song
liam's the chorus
with zayn for flawfree
harmonies
me: "are
we friends or are we mo-o-o-re"
just
use those jellyroll
pens and write it out
K-friend: LOL
with sad faces drawn
in the o
let's be real
me: truth
K-friend: yes
zayn i want you to stay for the night
yes
plz change ur mind 4
me
niall there you go!
me: this
is such a sadsack song
"she's just not
that into you, okay???"
K-friend: taylor
swift type of fuckery in my opinion
me: "I
would"
K-friend: this
sassy ass acoustic guitar
i kinda love this song
but the lyrics
are so DUMB
like twilight levels
of dumb
me: why
does harry sound so old right now?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
these lyrics
K-friend: his
VFs got thick and fat
me: and
the drums
K-friend: (like
his dick) idk
me: GURL
K-friend: LOL
i know
pedobear status
omg the whistles
me: this
is louis, y/y?
K-friend: niall
me: oop
K-friend: then
louis takes the 2nd part of the 2nd verse
me: okay
K-friend: 27
tattoos~~~~~
me: I
could hear the difference now
that had to throw him
a bone, I guess
K-friend: lolllll
he's such a nonentity
"would he please
u"
me: oh
K-friend: louis
sings the bridge
i mean
OH DAMN HEY HARRY
WITH THIS SEXY ASS LOW
SOUND
me: heeeeey
I have to say, the
basses in choir were always more awesome than the tenors
just sayin'!
K-friend: lollll
oh god over again
oh god.
me: I
have another ad, hold up!
K-friend: "said
i'd never leave her cuz her hands fit like my tshirt"
oh damn ok
omfg
these lyrics
omfg
me: her
hands fit like my tshirt?
K-friend: i
am dying
me: oh
acoustic again
K-friend: polo
it's ed sheeran
who wrote this shit
AGAIN
me: I
can tell
this is not
significant
K-friend: omfg
this is
dreadfuckingfull
"i can make your
tears fall down like the showers that are british"
NEED THIS ON A PILLOW
me: "that
are british"
"that are
british"
?????????
K-friend: i
can't breathe
omfg
this is my new
favorite song
because this is
hysterical
me: this
is my reaction to this song: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Drewski217/miscell/TFG/1eok8.gif
also
K-friend: lmfao
right?!?!
me: why
are they occasionally bone thugs and harmony with these lyrics
?
K-friend: OMFG
I HEAR THAT TOO
me: TOO
MANY LYRICS
that are british
K-friend: herearesomanywordsrapidfire
that are british
me: same
joke
K-friend: omg
the last line of that song
me: twin
brains
K-friend: i
cannot
love you
me: "back
for you"
is this some pop punk
circa 2002?
K-friend: definitely
an avril lavigne b-side
with strings
sure
me: the
chorus loses it
but the verses,
totally
K-friend: yeah
the chorus tries to be this epic
weirdness
with string action
me: i'm
not feeling this
it's reminding me too
much of music in middle/high school
which i didn't like
K-friend: yeah
it's totes filler
but i can tolerate it
me: tolerable,
yes
K-friend: GOD
YES THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT US
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
MY HUSBAND ZAYN KILL THIS
me: this
cheesy ass piano riff is so winning
K-friend: THEY
DON'T ABOUT THINGS WE DO
god this song is a
spiritual experience
me: I
LOVE YOU
they would just be
jealous 'bout us
this is some boy band
perfection
K-friend: it
truly freaking is
UP ALL NIGHT
i see what you did
there guys
i see it
me: ?
?
K-friend: and
also plugging their first album
so ~meta~~~~~
me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I get it now.
K-friend: lol
zayn
from
2:41
is LIFE
me: although
this song is >>>>>>>> than that whole album
K-friend: YES
me: I
love that Zayn is the go to riffer
he truly is the JC of
the band
maybe even the Brian
AJ?
K-friend: OH
SHIT GIRL
BRIAN WAS MY MAN
no wonder i'm
obsessed.mp3 with zayn
me: lol!
does one direction
have a Kevin?
they're all too baby
to be Kevin
K-friend: well
liam is supposed to be "daddy direction" because he sorta takes care
of them all even though he's not the oldest
why.
do.
i.
know.
this?
me: is
this from fan fiction?
K-friend: no
he says it in
interviews
i WISH it was fanfic
me: also
this chord progression in "summer love" is kind of surprising
K-friend: what
is this bootleg country twang
in this song
me: is
there twang?
K-friend: the
chorus
is definitely giving
me
taylor swift's earlier
albums
me: is
it the finger picking?
K-friend: this
song is terrible
me: also
this is terrible
K-friend: it's
not even good terrible
like SHOWERS
(that are british)
this is just like
um no thx
me: "she's
not afraid"
thanks, harry
K-friend: tight
dress~~~~
Sent at 6:17 PM
on Tuesday
me: can
I confess I'm getting upbeat poppy music overload?
this song is not
registering at all
Sent at 6:19 PM
on Tuesday
K-friend: yeah
i went to pee during
it and now it's over
so that's how i feel
about it
these bonus tracks
aren't doign it for me
me: "kiss
you on the mouth"
oh
K-friend: there's
a reason why they're bonuses i guess
this is the target
version of the CD
the regular CD ends at
summer love
me: "I've
been waiting all this time to finally say it"
whatever harry
i don't really care
K-friend: lmfao
me: just
shut up and move on
K-friend: this
is kinda 80s synthy
and boring as fuck
me: hahaha
K-friend: i'm
a second from skipping
me: I'm
powring through
zayn is not even
saving this drivel
K-friend: i
know right like
zayn you're trying hon
but
yawn
me: this
is O-town levels of mediocre
K-friend: lmfao
shit girl
that is some
mediocrity right there
me: they
were clearly the bottom of the boy band totem pole
slightly above LFO
let's be honest
K-friend: idk
even LFO had a hit
did o town ever?
oh wait
IS IT ALL
OR NOTHING AT ALLLLL
me: yeppppp
K-friend: god
i hate myself for remembering that
me: hahahahahahaha
and that song was
catchier than whatever this is
"nobody
compares"
K-friend: can
harry stop talking about girls in sexy dresses?
i'm good
me: hahahaha
so true
K-friend: this
is slightly less low-budget than
the last 3 songs
but it's still pretty
low budget
me: I
feel like everyone on this song is a skipping record
because they keep
repeating phrases
over
and over
K-friend: TOTALLY
me: like
they're lyrics
they just filled in
the rest of the verse lines with the same exact lines
K-friend: maybe
ed sheeran should write more songs
his lyrics are, um,
~new
me: at
leas they would 'MEET US AT THE CROSSROADS'
"andimgonnamisserrrybahdy"
clearly this pop
overload is going to my brain
I also want to point
out not one of these songs is over 4:00
so snappy
K-friend: i
love their attack
just get in, slap a
catchy hook and then get the fuck out before people can actually think about
what you're singing
it's a great tactic
me: it
truly is
K-friend: re-listening
to over again
so i can lol
me: I'm
still on "Still the One"
K-friend: holding
the middle of my heart like a polo
HOW.
is this kid
me: it's
kind of holding my interest
also
K-friend: FAMOUS?
me: polo
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sent at 6:29 PM
on Tuesday
me: wooo
it's over
okay
overall, pretty good
album
the bonus songs are
bonus for a reason
K-friend: hahahah
exactly
me: stay
away from ed sherenenenen
K-friend: stand
out tracks?
for me it's kiss you,
they don't know about us, rock me, and i would
but i have to give it
up for over again because "showers that are british" is just
magic
me: so
true
I would toss in
"heart attack" for adorableness
K-friend: oh
my god how did i forget about
OW~
me: OW!
K-friend: how
do i find someone young enough
to go to their concert
in ----- with me
so i don't look like a
damn grandma
me: hahahaha
fin.
